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Dwarves For Breakfast

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August 21st, 2018, 5:00 pm

There is a mean thing to call your little friends for everything:
"I have a crush on-" >>>> "Baaaashful"
"ACHOO!" >>>>>>>>> "Hey, look, it's Sneezy the dwarf!"
"I'd appreciate it if you stopped making short jokes about me, I'm 5'7" >>>>>>>> "Well, aren't you UNREASONABLE!?"
"..." >>>>>>>>>>> "Sorry, I meant to tell you happy birthday, but I'm just really bad at talking to girls..."
":(" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "I guess I'll leave you alone now..."
"...">>>>>>>>>>>>>> "... Happy Birthday"
":'(" >>>>>>>>> "Who did you have a crush on?"
"Nevermind." >>>>>>> "Oh, okay."

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artofjoe, July 22nd, 2018, 9:11 pm

DISCLAIMER: Please don't be rude to little people. They are vicious and will kill you.

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awsmith, August 21st, 2018, 7:33 pm

Brad is having none of your racial profiling

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artofjoe, August 21st, 2018, 9:07 pm

@awsmith: He's just upset because the Elves at the local convenience store put all of the beard supplies up high, and out of the reach of children.
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